VOX - Passport Woes

For those who know I have two passports and it is shit.  For those who do not know, I have two passports and one is Canadian and shit. I’ve remembered my Canadian passport has hit it’s 5 year(?) term and therefore requires renewal as I think it expires in Febuary, I’ve had to call the Canadian High Commission in London which is a fucking pain as the voicemail system is a cunt only to have it bounce me off to an answer phone which took about 400 minutes to get with it, I’ve left a message with a question about renewals which no doubt will be long and annoying and won’t be a UK standard photograph to ANGER ME. I bet it will also require me to queue in London for a decade as well.  Jerk bags.