VOX - Jerk

Originally posted to monkeybox.vox.com

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRICK APPLE? My iMac has been utter fucking bollocks for the past month, randomly not working and being a general nusance. Now the cunting thing refuses to load Java, more importantly the JavaViewer for GotoMyPC.com. Now I can’t fucking well access THE FUCKING SERVER. Cock ass fucking ass pussy WHORE.